(Episode 9)
There's Jeong Eum.
I guess you're not...
a master of kissing. It didn't at all live up to my expectations.
Sure.
It didn't at all live up to your expectations,
since my heart wasn't in it.
Fine.
So, what did you find out about my dating history...
with that kiss your heart wasn't into?
Are you sure?
I don't want to upset you.
Just admit you don't know.
Stop talking big.
Five years ago...
It was one-sided.
You were dumped.
Let go.
Please let me go.
I'm seeing someone else. I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Jeong Eum!
You were here. I looked everywhere.
You weren't alone.
We just finished talking.
I'll let you two talk.
I think we've met before, haven't we?
Yes.
"Men Everyone Wants," right?
Yes, I think so.
I'm sorry, was I intruding?
Not at all. Thank you for coming.
I hope you will both enjoy yourselves.
"Men Everyone Wants." That's going to follow me around.
Jeong Eum.
- Hey. - Yes?
Hey, Joon Soo. When did you get here?
- What's wrong with you? - What?
Anyway, what are you doing here?
Seriously.
I was dragged here because I asked for help dressing you.
Is that why?
Are you really okay?
Yes, of course.
Of course, I'm totally fine.
They're doing something inside. Let's go.
I haven't worn heels in a while.
You're such an old lady.
Hold onto me.
Let's go.
Who should it be?
Go on.
Find a person.
- Come here. - Come here.
- Come here. - Me. Give it to me.
Oh, no.
Please hand that rose...
to the woman with whom you wish to spend this evening.
Who is she?
- She must be here. - Who could it be?
She's in here.
- No way. My goodness. - Who is it?
She must be in here.
Who is she?
Who is it?
You look great!
You're one lucky guy!
- My gosh, that was pretty cool. - I can't believe it.
Are you eating your meals?
You don't look like you're doing well.
Don't care about a loser like me.
Don't say that. Make sure you eat all your meals.
Thank you.
Yook Ryong, what are you doing?
- Why didn't you come to us? - Let's go see a show.
- Let's go. - Hold on.
- Let's go. Hurry. - Wait.
- Hold on a second. - Who is this old lady?
Those little wenches. How dare they take him away?
Hey!
Yook Ryong, who is this old lady?
She must've lost her mind.
You two should go without me.
I'll be there soon.
I...
can't let you go like this.
Date me just for a month.
If you still don't like me after that, dump me again then.
(For men who are experiencing fatigue)
I'm Kim So Wool, the farmer poet.
Delighted to make your acquaintance.
Excuse me.
How could you be so rude?
Did you just yell at me?
Yes.
No one, not even my father, has yelled at me before.
That's why you are so rude.
I may be rude,
but...
you don't have hair.
Hair loss is nothing to be embarrassed about.
However, being rude at your age is the most embarrassing thing...
in this world.
Just to see someone like you,
I left behind my seed potatoes and pansies...
and traveled all the way here.
I'm quite embarrassed about my decision.
Seed potatoes? Pansies?
Excuse me! Hey!
- Isn't this party great? - Yes, it is.
Really?
What would you like to order?
You know the drink James Bond always drinks in his movies?
I'd like a martini, please.
Oh, right. Please mix a martini for me.
Come on, don't use that expression.
What's wrong with that? Drinks won't change.
I'd like a sweet martini.
What's a sweet martini?
The name of a martini changes by the ratio between gin and vermouth.
2 to 1 would be called a sweet martini.
4 to 1 would be a medium martini.
7 to 1 would be an extra dry martini.
Please make mine an extra dry martini.
I see.
If that's the case, I'd like a sweet martini.
I didn't know James Bond drinks this cocktail.
You know James Bond said this once in the movie.
"Shaken, not stirred."
This cocktail is more famous as a drink that...
Winston Churchill and Hemingway had instead of James Bond.
Especially, for Hemingway,
his cocktail's ratio of gin and vermouth were 19 to 1.
Don't we do the same when we mix beer and soju?
We argue about the ratio of soju and beer.
Hey, hey. I can't handle this. We should just go drink soju.
That sounds better.
By the way, there were a lot of other women here.
I'm curious why you chose me.
Did we meet at the first meeting?
- Excuse me. - Pardon?
Mr. Kang.
Should we talk?
- About what? - About a project.
A project?
Let's talk in somewhere quiet.
Should I call a cab?
The weather is nice today. Let's just walk to the main street.
Can you walk in those heels?
Ta-da. I came prepared!
I can't believe you have Band-Aids in that fancy clutch. That's so you.
Hey, hey. My goodness.
Cover it up.
Come on, cover it with my jacket.
I told you to cover up.
I'm done putting on the Band-Aids.
You haven't worn a dress for a while. You must be uncomfortable.
Let me.
Just tie it around your waist.
Thank you, my buddy. You're all I have.
By the way,
do you think people can read mind?
- Mind reading? - Yes.
You know some are gifted and can read people's minds.
I wouldn't say that it's a gift. You would need to mess up...
with the person's head...
and get the answer you want.
It's a type of a psychological trick.
"A psychological trick"?
You...
kissed, right?
Instead of...
asking this kind of question which will never happen to you...
A question like, "You drank, right?" I'd get into your head...
by asking questions that are likely to happen...
and narrow down the range. It's a psychological eloquence.
Just like the game, 20 Questions.
Recently, in the medical field, to help rehabilitate patients...
who can't communicate, doctors are researching to use mind reading.
If it's a gift, do you think that would work?
You're right.
- Why are you asking about that now? - What?
Nothing.
Something is fishy.
I said, it was nothing.
Did something really happen?
Did you really...
- Do you want to play 20 Questions? - 20 Questions?
This isn't human.
Hold on. That's too broad.
- Is it edible? - Yes, it is.
- Is it solid? - It's liquid.
- Alcohol. - What?
How did you guess it so quickly?
That's why questions are important.
- Play it just like me. - Go ahead.
- This is an animal. - An animal?
It's an animal...
Is it furry?
Oh, my. This is very furry.
Is it Bbang Soon?
What is this about? Must we discuss it now?
All right. Take a seat.
So you're helping Mirae Books with the character development.
Do you do a background check on me nowadays?
Forget about that project. Instead, do one with me.
Le Chic is starting a business in publishing...
as well as the character business.
I want to do this right. I'm in charge of the whole project.
Really?
Good for you. Congratulations.
Don't help other people. You should start your own venture.
I'll back you up with this character development project.
I'm a businessman, not an artist.
You think I don't know that you want to develop characters?
Charlie.
I politely decline.
If you're doing this because you're grateful, don't.
Look for another artist.
I'm not asking you to do this because I'm grateful.
I'm investing in your talent.
Officially.
How much do you need?
How much do you want?
My gosh, you are...
too much.
Oh, gosh.
I got it.
You'll do it, right?
My brain hurts from using it too much.
It's warm.
Let's stop here. Let's continue another time.
My head's about to explode.
We should play 20 questions more often.
- Good night. - Aren't we going for soju?
No. You must be tired. Go to sleep. Good night.
No, I'm fine. Change and come out. I'll wait out here.
You worked the night shift too. Aren't you tired?
I planned to be there all night anyway.
- Where should we go? - I want to sleep.
Okay.
I was looking forward to drinking together, just us.
Fine. I'm giving him the body...
I mean, I'm giving him this. That's why I'm seeing him tomorrow.
So, what did you find out about my dating history...
with that kiss your heart wasn't into?
Five years ago...
It was one-sided.
You were dumped.
Thank you for coming.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Then... what is my dating history like?
It didn't at all live up...
to your expectations, since my heart wasn't in it.
Was I too mean?
(Character Business Plan)
Here.
Son. Stay here and eat this bread, okay?
You can draw if you get bored.
I'll check on our new place for a minute.
Don't go anywhere. Stay right here, okay?
You'll be back soon, right?
I'll be quick.
- I'll be right back. - Sure.
- I'll be right back. - Okay.
You said you'd be right back.
Hi.
Eun Nim.
What are you doing tonight?
Should we go somewhere nice for dinner?
I prefer eating alone with the table.
I eat with the table more often than I do with my husband.
Eun Nim. I changed my election district.
- What? - To...
- Byeoldong-gu. - Don't you want to win?
That's been the Onnara Party's stomping grounds. You know that.
You said a politician must not fear losing an election.
That was when you first ran for the office.
Do you know...
how much time and money I spent paving your way since then?
You're not like that.
Tell me why.
That district is undergoing redevelopment.
The magnolias and hydrangeas over there are very pretty.
I want to protect them.
Now, you want to protect magnolias and hydrangeas?
That's where we started our lives together.
Don't you remember our first house?
I don't want that to disappear.
Do you like acting cool?
I thought you'd like that.
Forget it.
Don't look for me today.
Why not? Is something wrong?
I plan to play. I'm going to play. I'm going out to play.
I'm going to go all in on me from now on, not you.
Okay. Wrap it like this. Like this. You see that?
Now, grab this. You see how a circle is formed?
Relationships overlap and create new relationships,
get tangled, and untangled.
Just like that, take this end and loop it through here...
and make a knot like this.
I hear Assemblyman Kang Jung Do is running for office in our town.
Oh, my gosh. That handsome Assemblyman is coming to our town?
He's an Assemblyman only if he's elected!
He's not an assemblyman yet. Who does he think he is?
Aren't I right? He has to get elected first.
I have to untie the tangled knot to do it again.
Let me untie the tangled knot.
Let me check the item first.
Sure.
Did you eat fried chicken?
Pardon?
Yes, I ate it with my students.
Coach.
Hey, you're here. Are you here to return it too?
I saw your car outside.
Here's the dress and the accessories.
Let me check them first.
Did you eat ramyeon?
I wasn't wearing it when I had it.
I just put it next to me.
How could you eat...
fried chicken and ramyeon in designer dresses?
Do you know how much they cost?
Listen to yourself. People come before some designer dresses.
Are the dresses more important than people?
What you shouldn't do in a designer dress...
isn't eating fried chicken or ramyeon.
It's patronizing other people.
What do you take us for?
- Hey, let's go. - Let's go, Coach.
Hey, clothes from Korea are fairly good these days.
Korean clothing has improved so much. How dare she?
By the way, I didn't see you last night.
I had a lot going on. There were a lot of people too.
How was it meeting with Yook Ryong?
Where are you headed now?
To Noryangjin.
I was going to drop you off if it was on my way.
There's no need. I can just take the subway.
Okay. I'm going back to the dorm after I go grocery shopping.
My students moved back into the dorm now.
You'll be busy now.
For many reasons.
See you later. Drive safe.
Okay.
- Jeong Eum. - Yes?
We only live once.
What's life without love?
I'm leaving now.
Life without love?
I'd still have myself. I'd have me, Coach.
My gosh.
Hello, this is Add Beauty to Flowers.
Yes.
Ms. Oh?
I'm sorry.
No, no. It's not Ms. Yoo's fault.
I did arrange it.
I made a mistake.
From now on, I'll set her up with men...
that meet Ms. Oh's standards.
Yes, yes. Bye.
My gosh, Doo Ri.
How could I kill her?
Hello, I'm from a matchmaking agency.
Please take a look at our flyer.
Hello.
My gosh, I bet things are tough.
Have this candy, and cheer up.
You can do it.
- Joon Soo. - Jeong Eum, I have a problem.
A problem?
I see. Materials for the presentation?
Come on. Where is that?
Okay.
- Did you bring it? - This is it, right?
- You're the best. - A tip for bringing it here.
I already got it ready.
Here.
It's my first cup of coffee today. This is it.
It's like medicine.
Right side, please.
Left.
I was freaking out if you wouldn't be here in time.
Try to take all of your stuff. Stop forgetting things.
Oh, my. You're worse than me.
By the way, you wasted your time because of me. Are you okay?
Even if I wasn't, I'd come anyway.
You probably stayed up all night to make the presentation.
How did you know?
You overslept and made a scene when you left for work.
I knew you stayed up all night working.
Living in the same house is paying off.
Yes, Ms. Bong.
Yes, please go ahead.
What? Ms. Oh?
No, it's not that.
You know that we only have two male members on the A list.
It's a problem after a problem.
What is it? Did something happen?
Hey, why are your ears so red?
What?
It's because I'm hot.
Hurry up, and give me the body.
Hey, what about you then? Why is your face so red?
I'll give you the body. My gosh, he's so impatient.
What?
What? It's nothing.
I'm leaving now.
Be careful.
Thank you.
(Episode 10)
(Singer R's Tearful Confession)
What's this?
(Assemblyman Kang Jung Do saved me.)
That's what really happened? (Assemblyman Kang Jung Do saved me.)
That's what really happened?
I had no idea.
Excuse me.
- Yes? - I'm getting younger, right?
Yes. We gave you the baby perm, so you'll look younger.
Make me look at least 10 years younger.
At least 10 years, please.
- Trust us. - Okay.
Your baby perm was 345 dollars.
- How much? - The baby perm...
was 345 dollars.
How many chickens is that for the kids?
Six-month installment please.
The 345 dollars for the baby perm has been paid.
Thank you.
(Duke's Art Gallery)
How am I supposed to face him?
Should I play dumb?
No. That would be weirder.
Should I just say it?
I'm here to give him the body. The body.
Okay, give it to me now.
I've been waiting all morning. What took you so long?
Did you eat ramyeon before going to bed?
Your face is all puffy.
Let's go in.
Go get something to drink from the fridge.
Okay.
(Vegetables for the Day)
Look how they're all lined up.
You inflexible man.
It seems like you take your health very seriously.
"A healthy body in a healthy mind." Don't you know?
You were an athlete.
By the way, you weren't able to get that one?
I thought you were a professional collector.
I couldn't find it when I was trying so hard to find this.
I ended up getting it from a weird source.
Well...
About yesterday...
"Seize the day."
"Put very little trust in tomorrow."
The lines are from "Dead Poets Society".
Just think about the present,
and forget the past.
Let's do that.
Let's forget about everything else.
I'll only remember your poor pronunciation.
You won't be able to forget my flawless pronunciation.
All right. What's our next project?
I want to see the legs as soon as possible.
- Not your legs. - I know. The toy's legs.
Whatever it is, we have an urgent matter on our hands.
- An urgent matter? - I have to set Oh Doo Ri...
with members from the Grade Special A list until she's happy.
So?
It's not easy to get men that qualify as Grade Special A.
Other people seem to get those guys quite easily.
So what's the definition of Grade Special A?
You know the criteria.
Education, wealth, and occupation in top five percentile.
If those are the criteria, we might be able to find the person nearby.
Yook Ryong.
Hey.
I know that you're there.
I caught you.
Come here, Yook Ryong. Good job.
Come here.
(Wang Dae Bak, landowner)
(He travels around the world every day.)
No.
(Kang Eung Seok, diplomat)
(He speaks 8 languages.)
(And he's handsome.)
No.
(Kim Chung Chi, dentist)
No.
(Choi Kang Ham, lawyer)
No.
(Baek Jong Hwon, chef)
(Jung Jung Chi, spokesman)
No.
(Charlie, editor, Why is he here?)
No, no!
I can't. I can't.
Just kill me instead.
Jerk Ryong.
Jerk Ryong, please.
Think about it carefully.
There will be someone. There must be someone.
No.
She will say no to Jung Woo Sung and Lee Jung Jae.
At a time like this, the grade doesn't matter. Don't you get it?
Then what I had done was all for nothing?
- I can't believe you. - Wait, be quiet.
Can't you explain it in a simpler way?
This phenomenon is called the primacy effect.
(Primacy effect?)
Information that was introduced first strongly influences...
on the formation of memory compared to the information...
that was registered later.
Who was the first man Ms. Oh met?
It's Mr. Kim.
- No way. - That's dating.
That's impossible.
Why don't you try if it's impossible or not?
Where does Mr. Kim live?
What about Ms. Oh?
She's taking a cab.
When she's in Seoul,
she stays at a hotel and only takes cabs.
What about Mr. Kim?
He told us to visit him since he's a really nice guy.
I only told him that I'm bringing some of my acquaintances.
Since he didn't ask, I didn't tell him about her.
We didn't lie to him, so don't feel so guilty.
But still. I don't think this is a good idea.
Should we cancel it now?
No.
Since we're at it, we either go big or go home.
(Ko Eun Nim's Bucket List)
(Take a train trip.)
(Go bungee-jumping. Learn carpentry.)
(Master a 3rd language. Join an international volunteer group.)
He told us to walk there since the car can't go in.
Is he living in the wilderness?
According to what he said,
he lives without a refrigerator because he hates wasting food.
She's already here.
You're here.
Why did you bring me all the way here? Who's the guy?
It's Ms. Oh over flowers.
Your presence is brightening the whole town.
The air is fresh here, at least.
Where should I go?
- You just need to walk a bit. - That way?
- That way? - Yes.
- Let me carry it. - Okay.
By the way, you've gotten prettier compared to the last time I saw you.
My gosh, that's impossible.
- Which part though? - It's an overall feeling.
- Really? - Yes.
- My gosh, I guess it worked. - You look like a lady.
- Did you do something? - I got an acupressure massage.
Do you know a good place?
My goodness, there is a house here.
Welcome, Jeong Eum.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Please come in.
Thank you.
What's going on? Why am I at his house?
Let's go in.
My goodness. Welcome to my humble abode.
Your house is quite nice.
As I tried to empty my mind,
I built the house with my own hands.
I can feel your philosophy.
I am embarrassed by your praise.
Thank you for inviting me to the exhibit.
No. Thank you.
No, no. I don't like this house.
Then wait here.
I will finish planting the seed potatoes.
No, no. We will finish that off for you.
You see, Jeong Eum...
is very skilled at planting seed potatoes.
Since she used to be an athlete,
she's good at...
I planted a lot of them during training.
It's the best for waddling.
She always says she misses it. Isn't that right?
Sometimes, I'm so dying to plant them,
that seed potatoes appear in my dreams.
If that's how you feel...
Did you see the cottonwood on your way here?
We saw it.
We saw it, right?
Yes, we did.
My field is in front of it, but...
Sure. Then we will finish that off.
You two should talk among yourselves.
Let's go, Jeong Eum.
Here.
You were right. Ms. Oh really isn't getting angry.
I was sure she'd throw a hissy fit.
What did I say? I told you.
I give you that. You really are a guru.
Duke.
Yes, Duke.
We left them alone, so it'll work out.
Let's go to the cottonwood.
Don't stand there like a child.
Come sit up here.
I've only lived with furniture before.
Oh, my gosh! Chickens! Chicken!
A life without furniture isn't so bad.
Make yourself comfortable.
Are you hungry?
I am not!
Stay here.
I'll whip up something for you.
What's wrong with you? Of all timing...
Darn it.
Let's see.
Are you sure that's a cottonwood?
Yes, I think so.
Look. There are seed potatoes.
You're right. Let's go.
What are you waiting for? Come here!
What are you doing? Aren't you going to help?
Since when does a Duke do farm work?
That's not much. Plant them quickly and rest here.
It's nice and cool here.
This is quite addicting.
It really clears your mind. It's so nice.
She makes it look fun.
Do I dig up about this much?
Do I dig this much and plant it?
Yes, about that much.
Then dig mine too.
You dig it yourself.
Cheapskate.
Hand me the potato seeds.
Seed potatoes.
There's no big difference between potato seeds and seed potatoes.
They are completely different. Got it?
But you know, this is...
surprisingly addicting.
Right? Right? It's fun.
- What's this? - What?
This feels different.
Like a huge beetle...
What? Are you afraid of bugs?
I hope you like it.
Thank you.
You know, whenever I have pasta,
I need to drink Sobucks Coffee.
I doubt they'd have it in the countryside.
- There is one. - There is?
We have to go out a bit,
but we have everything.
Really?
But you don't have a car.
Wait here.
What's this?
I guess he'll bring out a sports car or something.
Get on!
Giddy-up.
This is nice.
Will you be okay?
Yes, I'll be fine.
Do you think you can do it?
I can do it.
If you have something to say, you can shout it when you jump.
Okay.
Are you ready?
- Yes. - Let's go.
Are you ready?
Yes.
3, 2, 1.
I won't go back!
Let's go.
Easy, easy.
What would you like to order?
The usual, please.
- Syrup? - Two.
Two shots of syrup.
This is so nice.
Stop there. Easy, easy.
Thank you for everything.
I'm glad to hear that.
Then what should we do now?
Since you had your coffee,
you should go home.
Pardon?
This is all I could do as a favor.
I believe this is the end of our destiny.
Mr. Kim... Kim So Wool.
I'm so tired.
By the way, what do you think they're doing now?
I'm not sure.
What would a man and a woman be doing...
in the house by themselves?
Then shouldn't we give them more time?
Do you want to ride a bicycle?
No, I don't want to. I won't.
Why not?
We can ride the bicycle and go back there later.
- No, I don't want to. - Why not? Come on, let's ride it.
I don't want to ride it because it's a hassle.
What?
Could it be that you don't know how to ride a bicycle?
You really can't ride one!
- I said I won't ride it. - See? Right there.
- You can't ride a bicycle. - No, it's not that.
I just won't ride it. I don't want to ride it.
- No, you can't ride it. - I said that's not true.
Then ride the bicycle.
I can't believe this.
My goodness.
Oh, my. What's wrong with him?
My gosh.
Are you okay?
I won't ride it.
No way. How could you not know how to ride a bicycle?
What did you do when you were a kid?
I'll teach you. It doesn't take long to learn to ride one.
Try riding it one more time. Come here.
- Don't let go of the bicycle. - You don't trust me.
All right. Start!
Is that Ms. Oh?
Where is Ms. Oh going?
Hey!
Get on.
Wait, that's Ms. Oh.
Hurry. Hurry.
Ms. Oh!
- Ms. Oh! - Come on, pedal faster.
(Vacant)
Call her.
My phone ran out of battery.
What do you think happened?
- I don't know. - What should we do now?
Let's think on our way back to Seoul.
Okay.
My car keys...
You don't have them?
- I don't have them. - Are you serious?
Look again.
I definitely put them in my pocket.
At the potato field earlier...
- What's this? - What?
This feels different.
Like a huge beetle...
Do you think...
The beetle...
- The car keys? - The car keys?
It's easy to enter,
but hard to get out.
To reach the one and only exit,
there's a series of complicated and confusing crossroads.
Dating is a maze.
(The Undateables)
She's gone mad. She's gone crazy.
Does she even know what time it is?
I'll leave this world for a while.
Don't look for me.
Let's find whatever we can.
You said you won't eat it.
In Scandinavia, boiled potatoes are the main staple.
The mind controls the body. Not vice versa.
I don't know. Maybe, he's a pervert.
Hoon Nam has been acting different lately.
Is he dating someone?
Jeong Eum said she wasn't.
I trust her.
Then what about you? Do you have a unique preference of men?
A man who can reverse the car well?
- Reversing the car? - I find that extremely sexy.
It hurts like crazy!
You're a total kid. A kid.
My gosh, where is your athleticism?
I'll just go straight.
I can feel him getting close to me.